There are many unusual genetic diseases that plague Jewish people, including Tay-Sachs Disease (rough), Bloom Syndrome (rougher), and Maple Syrup Urine Disease (roughest, yet most delicious). As a Passover mitzvah, Whim contributor Adam Baer presents a list of said diseases that specifically target Generation X. Herewith, a list of symptoms and risk factors to look for.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Charles Manson and Charlie Chaplin – Two Hollywood Eccentrics I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to sport a toothbrush mustache, envisions an exchange between a man prone to raving and another famous for being mute.
Continue to the full post→Presenting Serious Matters: The Writers of Whim Solve the Most Pressing Issues of the Day
Life is full of problems. Most can be solved with violence. For those that can’t, there’s Whim. Introducing Serious Matters, a new monthly show where friends of America’s favorite flammable magazine debate and definitively solve the largest problems plaguing humanity. Mainly by making jokes.
Please join us next Tuesday, April 19th, at Three of Cups Lounge (map) for the inaugural installment of what is sure to become the most entertaining public affairs program this side of Tavis Smiley. The show begins at 8:30 p.m., with the fun to start soon after, depending on one’s level of intoxication.
Whim Quarterly Presents: Serious Matters
Featuring comedy from:
Sean Donnelly
Elliott Kalan
Josiah Madigan
Dan McCoy
Matt Passet
Bongo the Time Traveling Monkey (schedule permitting)
Hosted by Kevin McCaffrey
Tuesday, April 19th @ 8:30 p.m.
at Three of Cups Lounge
Buy, Hold or Sell: The Bond Market Report
Whim co-founder and chief financial expert Paul L. Underwood analyzes the meet-markets to see which power couples are up and which are down.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Golda Meir and Yasser Arafat – Two Former Mideast Leaders I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to know how to fold a keffiyeh, uses his cloth-wrapped head to think up an exchange between the mother of Israel and the father of modern Palestine. Warning: sparks (and shrapnel) will fly.
Continue to the full post→The 50 Least Successful Minor League Franchises
In honor of Opening Day weekend, Whim salutes the teams toiling away in the lower levels of baseball’s farm systems. Be sure to check them out when they come to your state’s fifth-largest city.
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