The 50 Least Successful Minor League Franchises

1. San Fernando Valley Fluffers
2. Briscoe County Juniors
3. Gulf Coast Shrimpers
4. Los Alamos Fissioneers
5. East Tennessee Tube Sox
6. Williamsport Bald Eaglets
7. Provincetown Bears

8. Binghamton Mets
9. Ogden Nashes
10. Cape Cod Cod
11. Bowie Diamond Dogs
12. Orange County Birthers
13. Traverse City Aldermen
14. Albany 6-4-3’s
15. San Antonio Missing Persons
16. Vidalia Funyuns

17. St. Lucie Mets
18. Miami Sound Machine
19. Oakland Unathletics
20. New Haven Texans
21. Lake Elsinore Ophelias
22. Kenosha Seligs
23. North Mississippi All-Stars
24. Kane County Rosebuds
25. Mendocino County Kindbuds
26. Green River Killers
27. Lackawanna Black Lung

28. Kingsport Mets
29. San Mendoza Liners
30. CBS Television City Mid-Season Replacements
31. Fort Collins Amputees
32. Hidden Valley Rancheros
33. Davenport Davenports
34. West Palm Beach Bubbes
35. Allentown Jorts
36. Tusken Raiders
37. Las Vegas Pit Bosses
38. Aberdeen Pine Tar
39. Waikoloa Village Lepers

40. Pittsfield Mets
41. Birmingham Robber Barons
42. Los Angeles Angels of Ojai
43. Reno Divorcees
44. Wasilla Hockey Moms
45. San Jose Limas
46. Bakersfield Sound
47. New Britain Rock Lobsters
48. Helena Christensens
49. Altoona Melts
50. New York Mets