At long last, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries is proud to present the first ever double-issue of Whim. It’s twice the content and half the laughs, all for a modest 60% markup on the regular cover price. Order today and your copy will be packaged in a personalized, heirloom-quality manila envelope and hand-delivered to your mailbox by an employee of the United States Postal Service for a nominal shipping and handling fee. Still not convinced this is the deal of a lifetime? Check out what’s inside:

• New Facebook Hand Gestures
• Six Reasons I Am Not Concerned About the Growing Swarm of Bees Outside the Window
• Your Guide to the New Reality of Guns in Bars
• Asimov’s Unabridged Laws of Robotics
• Ten Misconceptions About Billings, Montana Cleared Up by the Town of Billings, Montana
• Whim’s Writers Pick Their Favorite Mid-Season Replacement Shows
• Erotic Baking’s New Wave: Whim Profiles the 5 Best Erotic Bakers You’ve Never Heard of
• The Worst Guitarists of All-Time
• Blood Red Tumbleweeds on the Moon: A Poorly Researched Story of the West
• Frank Norris Facts
• Lesser-Known Urban Legends
• Rare and Unusual Coins
• Matt Passet’s Knowledge Knuggets
• An 8-Page Insert by Sgt. Facepuncher, M.D.
• And as always… A FREE TOY INSIDE!

Plus much, much more!

How does issue #3 of Whim compare to other famous thirds? Is it hours of fun like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Terrible like The Godfather Part III? Or Ewok-filled like Return of the Jedi? The only way to find out is to buy a copy. Or two. Preferably two. Contents include:

• A Letter to New Residents of Terre Haute
• 13 Things Captain Picard Does While High
• New Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
• Shouts & Berbers: A Carpet Column
• Lesser-Known Follies of Lincoln’s Cabinet
• Secret Societies: Which One Is Right For You?
• Point/Counterpoint: What Is the Capital of Slovakia?
• Important Things to Know About the Orlando Airport Quality Inn
• Body Hair Power Rankings
• The Confessions of Lionel Q. Murphy, Inventor of the Murphy Bed
• One Man’s Quest for the World’s Most Dangerous Game
• Classifieds from The Boston Bulletin, the Only Newspaper to Survive the Apocalypse
• Sgt. Facepuncher, M.D. on Why Blowguns Are Decent Weapons for Killing
• Receipts from Nightmares
• And as always… A FREE TOY INSIDE!

Plus more!

Whim Quarterly Issue 2 contains 36 pages of high-quality, text and paper based comedy, perfect for reading, for swatting insects, for the decoration of a coffee table or even as kindling for fire. Between the covers you will find:

• Fothergill’s Miscellany
• “Gaussbombs”
• A Confusing Discussion About Dessert Preferences on a Loud F Train
• Back End Web Programmer Familiar with Magento
• Price Check in Aisle 666
• To Whom It May Concern
• America’s 50 Least Desirable Suburbs
• Here’s to You… Mesa
• 1792 Plan of Washington by Architect Charles Pierre L’Enfantile
• Re-Imaginings of Classic Novels Inspired by Typos
• The Great Altini
• Pretentious Poetry with Emoticons
• Obituary: Luigi Gabagoozzini, Beloved Italian Stereotype, Dies at 87
• FREE TOY INSIDE!
• 1The Sad, Tragic, and Unenviable Lure of Making the World’s Ultimate Automobile (In 7 Easy Chapters, Set to Music)
• A Few Problems I Have with My Roommate, Who Happens to be a Penguin
• Lost Dance Crazes of the 1920s
• A Running Log of the Premiere Episode of the 7th Season of NCIS (A Show I Have Never Before Seen)
• Our Future: Fashion Spread
• Houdini’s Secret Diary
• Notable Dates Among FDR’s First 100 Days In Office
• 12 or 13 Things Not To Hold IN One Hand While Holding A Baby in the Other Hand
• The Misanthropic School of Advertising
• On the Economies of Magical Lands

Plus more!

Whim Quarterly Issue 1 is (perhaps unsurprisingly) our debut issue. It contains 36 pages of printed content one man described as “highly foldable.” Pick up a copy to read:

• Fothergill’s Miscellany
• An E-Mail To Those I Left Behind
• Water: It Tastes Like Crap!
• On Taking Things To Far: Abusing A Girlfriend’s Good Humor
• To My Upstairs Neighbor
• Top 50 Mediocre Movies of All Time
• True Stories of the World’s Cutest Supervillians
• Getting Real with Greg Volk
• The Band’s Rider
• Bad Love Songs, Written by a…
• The Camera and the Damage Done
• T-Shirt Reviews
• The Whim Quarterly Cocktail Menu
• Re-Imaginings of Classic Novels Inspired by Typos
• Ayn Rand’s Newly Discovered Picture Book
• Instructions for the Subway Sandwich Artist Staked With Making My Sub
• The Golfer
• Sports Betting
• Street Names of New Drugs Your Kids Are Taking
• So You’re Covered In Ants
• Why Robots Are Cooler Than Cars (But Not As Cool As Dinosaurs)
• Maybe I’m A Replicant
• The New Astronaut’s Cookbook
• The Richard Dawkins Delusion By God
• Point/Counterpoint
• Let Us Now Praise Bearded Men: Abraham Lincoln
• Upcoming Headlines From the Headlines Team
• An Oral History of Beaumont
• Where I Hid My Buried Treasure
• Here’s To You… Isthmus
• Craig Robinson’s Quarterly Report

And more!