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Pretentious Poetry With Emoticons

Pretentious Poetry With Emoticons

The deafening light of Aphrodite
swallows my blood essence
:D

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Back End Web Programmer Familiar with Magento

Back End Web Programmer Familiar with Magento

Whim contributor Asterios Kokkinos corresponds with a woman who appears to need help far beyond her initial e-commerce programming concerns.

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The Misanthropic School of Advertising

 So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm an ad man you will agree.

Contributors Michael Yarsky and Russell Brandom have compiled a stunning slideshow of samples from the pioneering ad firm, “Johnston & Kirk,” whose work can largely be classified as “coke-fueled.”

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Point/Counterpoint

Brock Mahan (L) and Elliott Kalan (R). Photographer in background is unknown.

Brock Mahan and Elliott Kalan are great friends, even though they disagree with each other 90% of the time. Often vehemently. Someday, they will likely engage in an epic argument that destroys lives, families and each other. Until then, they’ve vowed to settle all serious disputes via the written word in… POINT/COUNTERPOINT.

Today, Brock and Elliott debate a civil rights matter that has plagued this country since its founding 235 years ago.

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A Few Problems I Have with My Roommate, Who Happens to be a Penguin

A Few Problems I Have with My Roommate, Who Happens to be a PenguIn

Whim contributors Kevin McCaffrey and Jaimie Hughes chronicle the nine inevitable foibles that come with living with someone who loves the cold, always wears formal attire, and, perhaps most importantly, happens to be a flightless bird.

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Obituary: Luigi Gabagoozzini, Beloved Italian Stereotype, Dies at 87

Luigi Gabagoozzini, sans mustache, in "Pizza Owns This Town"

Pizza parlors around the world hung their Sopranos cast member head shots at half mast this weekend to commemorate the passing of an Italian hero. Whim contributor Elliott Kalan has more on why, from now on, every slice to go will come with garlic knots and a side of sadness.

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