After many hours of grueling labor, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl is pleased to officially welcome the Choleric Issue of Whim Quarterly into the family.

Unfortunately, Whim HQ only has enough space to keep a handful of these. Won’t you do your part to help the rest find a good home?

Order Whim #3 between now and September 7th and, in addition to getting a free subscription to our newest sister publication, we’ll throw in a copy of issue #1 to make sure your new magazine doesn’t get lonely.

Best of all, if you’re one of the first 50 people to place an order, you’ll get an exclusive 4-song EP by Chemical Crab, the most recent artist signed to Whim parent company WKJ Records & Tapes. Have a listen below.

Chemical Crab – Lookin’ For Bugs

What are you waiting for? Order your copy today. Setting up vigil at your mailbox immediately afterward is optional.

To celebrate the official release of Whim #3 tomorrow, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries is proud to announce this limited time offer.

Order your copy of America’s favorite flammable magazine between now and Friday and you’ll receive a FREE subscription to Whim’s newest sister publication:

Don’t miss out on your chance to get the finest in both humor and music writing delivered directly to your door for one great low price. Order today!

Ladies and gentlemen, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries is proud to present issue #3 of Whim Quarterly. How does it compare to other famous thirds? Will it be hours of fun like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Terrible like The Godfather Part III? Or Ewok-filled like Return of the Jedi? The only way to find out is to buy a copy. Or two. Preferably two.

Head over to the order page to reserve your copy.

And if you’re a fan of Whim Quarterly, perhaps you would like to check out some of the other publications from Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries.

The wait is almost over. The third issue of your favorite humor magazine with an avian founder will soon be available in convenient paper format. Dubbed “The Choleric Issue” our latest features 40 pages of brand new content including…

• 50 Least Infectious Diseases
• New Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
• Doomed Love Stories
• Shouts and Berbers (A Carpet Column)
• Unitarian Lyric Changes
• Lesser Known Follies of Lincoln’s Cabinet
• Secret Societies: Which One Is Right For You?
• Important Things to Know About the Orlando Airport Quality Inn
• Receipts From Nightmares
• A Free Toy and much more!

While we’re putting the finishing touches on the magazine, it would probably be a good idea for for you to just stay right there in front of this screen continually hitting refresh lest any Whim #3 related news slip through your fingers.

To help pass the time, might we suggest catching up with Issues 1 and 2?