Whimmers and Losers: Case 13

Big Bird or Chicken Little? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

We want to play whatever game this cock is playing.

LOSER

Loser

Whim hates your outfit. Move back two spaces and lose a turn.

A Conversation Between Lewis and Clark – Two Explorers Really Good at Exploring Things

Meriwether Lewis (L), William Clark (R). In back, Dennis Hopper during his "cowboy hippie" phase.

Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to cry when left at camp for the summer, takes Conversation Pieces into the wilderness to chart a dialogue with the greatest American duo since Bill and Ted.

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Tuesdays with Vinnie #4

Meatballs

Whim advice columnist Vinnie Meatballs takes some time out of his love- and pasta-making schedule to answer your most pressing questions.

Vaffanculo!

Pretentious Poetry With Emoticons

Pretentious Poetry With Emoticons

The deafening light of Aphrodite
swallows my blood essence
:D

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 12

Quite the catch or chicken scratch? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

El Pollo es Loco. In a good way.

LOSER

Loser

Looking at this just Koo Koo Roo-ined my appetite. For living.

A Conversation Between Dakota Fanning and the Little Girl from Mrs. Doubtfire Who Also Played Matilda – Two Titans of Youth Lit Adaptations

Matilda

Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor unable to read above a 3rd grade level, phonetically transcribes this talk between preternaturally composed child stars of both past and present.

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