Matt Passet, the Whim contributor with the fewest frequent flier miles, eavesdrops on radio chatter between the two biggest icons of 21st century aviation.
Continue to the full post→Whim Quarterly Issue #3 – Now available for PRE-ORDER
Ladies and gentlemen, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries is proud to present issue #3 of Whim Quarterly. How does it compare to other famous thirds? Will it be hours of fun like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Terrible like The Godfather Part III? Or Ewok-filled like Return of the Jedi? The only way to find out is to buy a copy. Or two. Preferably two.
Head over to the order page to reserve your copy.
And if you’re a fan of Whim Quarterly, perhaps you would like to check out some of the other publications from Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries.
A Conversation Between Jimmy Carter and Gallagher – Two Men Whose Time in the National Spotlight Was Short but Brilliant
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to boycott the Olympics every four years, pens a terse exchange between a man who attacks watermelon and one who’s prone to rabbit attacks.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between George Washington and Sir Isaac Newton – Two Men Who’ve Had Encounters with Fruit-Bearing Trees
Whim contributor Matt Passet, the runner-up in last year’s Onondaga County 4-H Fruit Pie Bake-Off, serves up a piping hot Conversation Piece between two men whose lives were irrevocably changed by natural, nectar-filled treats.
Continue to the full post→Ladies and Gentlemen, The Choleric Issue is Imminent
The wait is almost over. The third issue of your favorite humor magazine with an avian founder will soon be available in convenient paper format. Dubbed “The Choleric Issue” our latest features 40 pages of brand new content including…
- 50 Least Infectious Diseases
- New Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
- Doomed Love Stories
- Shouts and Berbers (A Carpet Column)
- Unitarian Lyric Changes
- Lesser Known Follies of Lincoln’s Cabinet
- Secret Societies: Which One Is Right For You?
- Important Things to Know About the Orlando Airport Quality Inn
- Receipts From Nightmares
- A Free Toy and much more!
While we’re putting the finishing touches on the magazine, it would probably be a good idea for for you to just stay right there in front of this screen continually hitting refresh lest any Whim #3 related news slip through your fingers.
To help pass the time, might we suggest catching up with Issues 1 and 2?
Whimmers and Losers: Case 13
Big Bird or Chicken Little? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
We want to play whatever game this cock is playing.
LOSER
Whim hates your outfit. Move back two spaces and lose a turn.
