Charles: You’re almost definitely gay, right?
Prince: You would think so, but I think I actually transcend gender. I’ve literally made love to air.
Charles: To completion?
Prince: To completion.
Charles: I am married to a simply terribly looking woman.
Prince: Which doesn’t make sense because because you are literally the prince of England.
Charles: And one day I will be king?
Prince: I don’t know. Not sure how that monarchy shit works.
Charles: Nobody is.
Prince: Your ex-wife Diana was pretty hot though. Why would you cheat on her with that huge horse-like lady?
Charles: Not sure. I’m most likely into some pretty crazy sex shit. I think all of us royals are pretty messed up.
Prince: Like the time your son dressed as a Nazi.
Charles: But the other son is doing pretty awesome, right?
Prince: Yeah, that Kate Middleton is a piece of ass.
Charles: And how about her sister, Pippa?
Prince: Yeah, how about her sister!
Charles: Purple Rain is weird.
Prince: The song or the movie?
Charles: Both I guess.
Prince: Yes, both are pretty weird. I’m incredibly strange.