I work in a KFC and we’ve been getting a lot of girls in here ever since we started selling the Double Down. The problem is I don’t know what to say to them to spark up a conversation. Any chance you know any KFC-themed double entendres I could use?
-Greasy in Greenville
Finally. I’m finally feeling like I can do some good for the world.
– Applying the secret herbs and spices
– Coloneling her Sanders
– Spraying gravy on the mashed potatoes
and of course…
– Fingerblasting Good
I’m sitting here staring at a plate with a hot dog and a donut on it (look, it’s a long story. My ma, she don’t hear too good). It seems like there should be a joke here, but I can’t figure it out. Any ideas?
I wish I was funnier.
No worries, your boy Vinnie is here to help. Here’s the joke: Vinnie Meatballs fucked your mom while she was making your dinner.
No question, just a heads up: My dad found out what you did with my mom and he is PISSED.
-Your Pal in Passaic
Thanks bro, but I don’t think your dad found out what I did with your mom. If he had, he wouldn’t be pissed, he’d be impressed. MEATBALLS!
CORRECTION: In last week’s column, Mr. Meatballs wrote, “That’s why I like to think about Ringo Starr while I bang your mom” In fact, Mr. Meatballs likes to think about Pete Best while he bangs your mom. MEATBALLS!
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