Comrade Matt Passet returns from exile with a most glorious conversation between two great leaders whose wisdom surely serves as an inspiration to us all. It is permitted for productivity to fall during the reading of this piece.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to serve five minutes in the penalty box for high-sticking, imagines a locker room pep talk between two iconic sports figures.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to feel that a rose by any other name would not smell as sweet, stages a conversation between two dumb kids.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor not currently facing RICO charges, presents a short chat between two guys who killed a lot of other guys.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to possess a five octave voice, imagines a duet between a pair of singers who could pass for any nationality from swarthy French to middle-class Estonian.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor that nothing compares 2, scripts an exchange between the Purple One and His Royal Highness the Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles, Prince and Great Steward of Scotland, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Knight Grand Cross of the Most Honourable Order of Bath, Member of the Order of Merit, Knight of the Order of Australia, Companion of the Queen’s Service Order, Member of Her Majesty’s Most Honourable Privy Council, Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty.
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