Iglesias: Yes, I’m definitely Spanish. You Italian?
Iglesias: You are fat and a tenor.
Luce: Yes, one of the Three Tenors. There have only been three tenors and I was one of them. I say “was,” because as of recently, I am dead.
Luce: I think it happened a few years ago.
Iglesias: I am still alive though, right?
Luce: Not sure. Probably because you are not that old. Here are the things I know about you that are definitely true: you are a singer, likely Spanish, your last name means church in Spanish, and you have a son who has a mole on his face.
Iglesias: He had the mole removed.
Luce: What? When?
Iglesias: Few years ago.
Luce: Good call.
Iglesias: Yes. He went far too long pretending it was something he was OK
Luce: Let us list people we are not.
Iglesias: Jose Feliciano is not me.
Luce: I am not Andrea Bocelli.
Iglesias: We are not Tony Orlando.
Luce: Josh Groban is the American us.