Life is full of problems. Most can be solved with violence. For those that can’t, there’s Whim. Introducing Serious Matters, a new monthly show where friends of America’s favorite flammable magazine debate and definitively solve the largest problems plaguing humanity. Mainly by making jokes.

Please join us next Tuesday, April 19th, at Three of Cups Lounge (map) for the inaugural installment of what is sure to become the most entertaining public affairs program this side of Tavis Smiley. The show begins at 8:30 p.m., with the fun to start soon after, depending on one’s level of intoxication.

Whim Quarterly Presents: Serious Matters

Featuring comedy from:
Sean Donnelly
Elliott Kalan
Josiah Madigan
Dan McCoy
Matt Passet
Bongo the Time Traveling Monkey (schedule permitting)

Hosted by Kevin McCaffrey

Tuesday, April 19th @ 8:30 p.m.
at Three of Cups Lounge

After six months, countless late nights, and the senseless slaughter of thousands upon thousands of innocent trees, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl is pleased to announce that the Melancholic Issue of Whim Quarterly is now shipping.

Head over to the order page for exclusive photos of the biggest, best and most flammable issue of Whim to date. While you’re there, get yourself one, won’t you? You deserve it.

In the event you’d prefer to acquire a copy in person, please join us for the Issue #4.5 release party, Tuesday, March 22nd at Three of Cups Lounge (map).

The festivities start at 8 p.m. and will include readings, performances, and stand-up from Whim contributors, plus $4 drinks to help you stomach whatever’s happening on stage. Guaranteed fun for the whole family, assuming your family likes to drink. And laugh. And fight. Either way, FUN!

After many hours of grueling labor, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl is pleased to officially welcome the Choleric Issue of Whim Quarterly into the family.

Unfortunately, Whim HQ only has enough space to keep a handful of these. Won’t you do your part to help the rest find a good home?

Order Whim #3 between now and September 7th and, in addition to getting a free subscription to our newest sister publication, we’ll throw in a copy of issue #1 to make sure your new magazine doesn’t get lonely.

Best of all, if you’re one of the first 50 people to place an order, you’ll get an exclusive 4-song EP by Chemical Crab, the most recent artist signed to Whim parent company WKJ Records & Tapes. Have a listen below.

Chemical Crab – Lookin’ For Bugs

What are you waiting for? Order your copy today. Setting up vigil at your mailbox immediately afterward is optional.

To celebrate the official release of Whim #3 tomorrow, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries is proud to announce this limited time offer.

Order your copy of America’s favorite flammable magazine between now and Friday and you’ll receive a FREE subscription to Whim’s newest sister publication:

Don’t miss out on your chance to get the finest in both humor and music writing delivered directly to your door for one great low price. Order today!

Ladies and gentlemen, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries is proud to present issue #3 of Whim Quarterly. How does it compare to other famous thirds? Will it be hours of fun like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Terrible like The Godfather Part III? Or Ewok-filled like Return of the Jedi? The only way to find out is to buy a copy. Or two. Preferably two.

Head over to the order page to reserve your copy.

And if you’re a fan of Whim Quarterly, perhaps you would like to check out some of the other publications from Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries.