Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to serve five minutes in the penalty box for high-sticking, imagines a locker room pep talk between two iconic sports figures.
Continue to the full post→20 Beers to Serve at Your Next Gay Wedding
Now that New York has legalized same-sex marriages, the marital-industrial complex is ready for the floodgates to open. That, of course, means booze will pour. Beermakers are already crafting brews for the river of gay marriages headed down the Hudson Way. Whim Quarterly was able to get a sneak peek of the new offerings from some of the world’s great breweries. Cheers!
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Romeo and Juliet – Two Shakespearian Characters I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to feel that a rose by any other name would not smell as sweet, stages a conversation between two dumb kids.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Meyer Lansky and Al Capone – Two Gangsters I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor not currently facing RICO charges, presents a short chat between two guys who killed a lot of other guys.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Luciano Pavarotti and Julio Iglesias – Two, Let’s Say, Europeans I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to possess a five octave voice, imagines a duet between a pair of singers who could pass for any nationality from swarthy French to middle-class Estonian.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Prince Charles and Prince – Two Royal Figures I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor that nothing compares 2, scripts an exchange between the Purple One and His Royal Highness the Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles, Prince and Great Steward of Scotland, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Knight Grand Cross of the Most Honourable Order of Bath, Member of the Order of Merit, Knight of the Order of Australia, Companion of the Queen’s Service Order, Member of Her Majesty’s Most Honourable Privy Council, Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty.
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