The Misanthropic School of Advertising

 So, ladies and gentlemen... if I say I'm an ad man you will agree.

Contributors Michael Yarsky and Russell Brandom have compiled a stunning slideshow of samples from the pioneering ad firm, “Johnston & Kirk,” whose work can largely be classified as “coke-fueled.”

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 10

Free range fowl or cage-raised capon? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

For a flightless bird, he’s positively soaring.

LOSER

Loser

Worst combover this side of Trump.

A Conversation Between Leonardo da Vinci and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino – Two Italians I Consider to Be Geniuses

Vitruvian Man

Matt Passet, Whim contributor and distant relative of Chef Boyardee, pays tribute to his Italian heritage with this week’s Conversation Piece: a chatty exchange between two masters of the human form.

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Point/Counterpoint

Brock Mahan (L) and Elliott Kalan (R). Photographer in background is unknown.

Brock Mahan and Elliott Kalan are great friends, even though they disagree with each other 90% of the time. Often vehemently. Someday, they will likely engage in an epic argument that destroys lives, families and each other. Until then, they’ve vowed to settle all serious disputes via the written word in… POINT/COUNTERPOINT.

Today, Brock and Elliott debate a civil rights matter that has plagued this country since its founding 235 years ago.

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 9

Hot chick or domesticated fowl? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

As if hatched from a golden egg.

LOSER

Loser

Been spending too much time at Golden Corral.

Tuesdays with Vinnie: Thursday Edition

Meatballs

Whim’s newest self-help guru answers your questions, two days late. According to Vinnie, he couldn’t file this Tuesday because he was “too busy banging BOTH your sisters! MEATBALLS!”

Mangia, mangia! →