Big Bird or Chicken Little? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
We want to play whatever game this cock is playing.
LOSER
Whim hates your outfit. Move back two spaces and lose a turn.
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Whimmers and Losers: Case 12
Quite the catch or chicken scratch? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
El Pollo es Loco. In a good way.
LOSER
Looking at this just Koo Koo Roo-ined my appetite. For living.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 11
Fresh meat or dirty bird? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Look at that tall drink of water.
LOSER
Calling this a drunken mess would be an insults to alcoholics worldwide.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 10
Free range fowl or cage-raised capon? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
For a flightless bird, he’s positively soaring.
LOSER
Worst combover this side of Trump.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 9
Hot chick or domesticated fowl? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
As if hatched from a golden egg.
LOSER
Been spending too much time at Golden Corral.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 8
Ruling the roost or last in the pecking order? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
The love child of Klaus Nomi and showgirl Hedda Hopper.
LOSER
The bastard offspring of Nomi from Showgirls and Dennis Hopper.
