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A Conversation Between Miles Davis and Beethoven – Two Artists Whose Music I’ve Been Told I Should Add to My iPod

Miles Davis

Whim contributor Matt Passet, whose last CD purchase was in 2001 (Dave Matthews Band’s “I Did It” single), returns with a conversation between a jazz legend known as “the Prince of Darkness” and a classical composer referred to as “the God of Music.”

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A Conversation Between an American Soccer Player and a Player from Slovenia During a Break in Action at a World Cup Match – A Tournament I Assume Is Still Going On

Soccer

From the pen of Matt Passet, Whim’s most grabby contributor, comes a short exchange between rival World Cup competitors; a conversation Matt somehow was able to decipher through the 120 dB drone of vuvuzela.

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A Conversation Between Albert Einstein and Alexander Graham Bell – Two Scientists I Know Little About

Mr. Einstein

For this week’s Conversation Piece, Whim contributor/practitioner of arcane arts Matt Passet astrally projects himself into the spirit world to eavesdrop on two disciples of the scientific method.

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A Conversation Between a Professional Bowler and the Owner of an Old-Timey Candy Store – Two More Professions I Know Little About

Matt Passet, the only contributor to be kicked off both Whim’s bowling team and its diabetes awareness committee, files his latest Conversation Piece: a dialogue between two seriously sweet dudes.

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A Conversation Between Myself Now and Myself at 15 Years Old

Mr. Matt Passet

Matt Passet, Whim’s contributor least encumbered by the laws of space and time, relates a conversation between himself and … himself.

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A Conversation Between Two Prolific Hollywood Actors — One of Whom Is Held in Higher Esteem Than the Other

Rob Schneider

Whim contributor Matt Passet, a man who has seen every Rob Schneider movie during its theatrical release since 1993’s Surf Ninjas, relates an encounter between the Happy Madison regular and an actor who disappears into his roles.

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