Perfect hen or goose egg? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Ebony and ivory / live together in perfect harmony
LOSER
Say, say, say / nothing good about this plumage
A Conversation Between Two Prolific Hollywood Actors — One of Whom Is Held in Higher Esteem Than the Other
Whim contributor Matt Passet, a man who has seen every Rob Schneider movie during its theatrical release since 1993’s Surf Ninjas, relates an encounter between the Happy Madison regular and an actor who disappears into his roles.
Continue to the full post→Ask Dr. Health!
Hi, I’m Dr. Health. News flash! I’m a woman. Yes, women can be doctors, too. It’s 2010, so deal with it! Health is actually my last name, too. Though I married into it. My husband’s a fat slob accountant. And my maiden name is Money! So there you go.
To the questions!→The Great Altini
Gregory Beyer, a leading scholar of adult film director Theodore F.W. Altini’s films, reflects on the auteur’s oeuvre. Whim Quarterly initially requested to sit down with Beyer on camera, but he reneged at the last minute, frightened at the possibility of having to pronounce the words “auteur” and “oeuvre.”
Continue to the full post→Whimmers and Losers: Case 3
First one in or a rotten egg? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Fur is murder and she is KILLING it.
LOSER
As offensive (and outdated) as the Tomahawk Chop.
A Conversation Between a Person from Idaho and a Person from North Dakota – Two States I Know Little About
Matt Passet, Whim’s most provincial contributor, delves into interstate commerce in his latest Conversation Piece, a short exchange between natives of the Gem State and the Rough Rider State.
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