Whim advice columnist Vinnie Meatballs takes some time out of his love- and pasta-making schedule to answer your most pressing questions.
Vaffanculo!
Whimmers and Losers: Case 12
Quite the catch or chicken scratch? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
El Pollo es Loco. In a good way.
LOSER
Looking at this just Koo Koo Roo-ined my appetite. For living.
A Conversation Between Dakota Fanning and the Little Girl from Mrs. Doubtfire Who Also Played Matilda – Two Titans of Youth Lit Adaptations
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor unable to read above a 3rd grade level, phonetically transcribes this talk between preternaturally composed child stars of both past and present.
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Whim contributor Asterios Kokkinos corresponds with a woman who appears to need help far beyond her initial e-commerce programming concerns.
Continue to the full post→Whimmers and Losers: Case 11
Fresh meat or dirty bird? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Look at that tall drink of water.
LOSER
Calling this a drunken mess would be an insults to alcoholics worldwide.
