Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to be made out of body parts from vampire corpses, stops terrorizing villagers just long enough to transcribe a special Halloween week conversation. Also, FIRE BAD!
Continue to the full post→Beyond Headless – A Halloween Bestiary
The Headless Horseman is well-known by lovers of Bing Crosby-narrated Disney cartoons (rare), lovers of early American retellings of German folk tales (rarer), or lovers of late-period Tim Burton films (non-existent).
While the Horseman deserves his fame for making it so far without a college degree (a severed brain stem is a real stumbling block at most higher learning institutions), he tends to overshadow other horrifying notables whose personae are based on the absence of body parts. As a Halloween public service, we offer this primer on these absentee abominations.
Continue to the full post→Receipts from Nightmares
It’s Halloween week at Whim. Steel yourselves, foolish mortals, for a five-day celebration of the darkest art of all: spooky humor writing. Today, an excerpt from issue #3’s most chilling piece. Guaranteed to leave you (and your accountant) cowering in fear.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Andre the Giant and Che Guevara – Two Men I Know Only From Caricature
Virulent anti-capitalist Matt Passet takes a break from his ongoing feud with Ted “The Million Dollar Man” DiBiase to file this exchange between a wrestling legend and a fashion icon.
Continue to the full post→Shouts & Berbers
Remove your shoes and socks, readers, and let those plush fibers press between your toes. Courtesy of Whim contributor Matt Passet, it’s another installment of America’s favorite carpet-themed column… Shouts and Berbers.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Bob Marley and Bob Dylan – Two Bobs Answer the Question, “Is It Rolling?”
According to Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor that’s proud about having to he scrounging for his next meal, Bob Seger was unavailable for comment.
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