America’s 50 Least Desirable Suburbs

Not everyone can be lucky enough to live in Linden Heights or Prairie Point. There are those of us who settle for Donnybrook or Taupeboro. Find out if your neighborhood made the list!

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 2

Spring chicken or last year’s model? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

We haven’t seen plumage that stylish since Redford in Three Days of the Condor.

LOSER

Loser

Foghorn Leghorn called. He wants his wattle back.

A Conversation Between Two Figures from the Bible – A Book I Have Only Skimmed

Moses in corporeal form.

Matt Passet, Whim’s least spiritual contributor, delves into the Old and New Testaments in his latest Conversation Piece, a short exchange between Moses and his boss’s son.

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Houdini’s Secret Diaries

Houdini’s Secret Diaries

Harry Houdini. You know him, you love him, you have an insatiable craving for revealing and embarrassing facts about him. This is where we step in: Whim Quarterly has unearthed Houdini’s secret diaries.

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Whimmers and Losers: Case 1

Cock of the walk or Chick-Fil-Lame? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Our choice to play Woodrow in the inevitable remake of Lonesome Dove.

LOSER

Loser

In a word: UGG.

A Conversation Between Two Beloved Icons of France – A Country I Have Never Visited

A Conversation Between Two Beloved Icons of France - A Country I Have Never Visited

For this week’s Conversation Piece, Whim contributor Matt Passet dutifully transcribes a brief chat between Napoleon Bonaparte and Marcel Marceau, despite having never taken French, nor ventured further than 50 yards off the Atlantic coast.

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