Whim contributor Matt Passet, the runner-up in last year’s Onondaga County 4-H Fruit Pie Bake-Off, serves up a piping hot Conversation Piece between two men whose lives were irrevocably changed by natural, nectar-filled treats.
Continue to the full post→Ladies and Gentlemen, The Choleric Issue is Imminent
The wait is almost over. The third issue of your favorite humor magazine with an avian founder will soon be available in convenient paper format. Dubbed “The Choleric Issue” our latest features 40 pages of brand new content including…
- 50 Least Infectious Diseases
- New Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
- Doomed Love Stories
- Shouts and Berbers (A Carpet Column)
- Unitarian Lyric Changes
- Lesser Known Follies of Lincoln’s Cabinet
- Secret Societies: Which One Is Right For You?
- Important Things to Know About the Orlando Airport Quality Inn
- Receipts From Nightmares
- A Free Toy and much more!
While we’re putting the finishing touches on the magazine, it would probably be a good idea for for you to just stay right there in front of this screen continually hitting refresh lest any Whim #3 related news slip through your fingers.
To help pass the time, might we suggest catching up with Issues 1 and 2?
Whimmers and Losers: Case 13
Big Bird or Chicken Little? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
We want to play whatever game this cock is playing.
LOSER
Whim hates your outfit. Move back two spaces and lose a turn.
A Conversation Between Lewis and Clark – Two Explorers Really Good at Exploring Things
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to cry when left at camp for the summer, takes Conversation Pieces into the wilderness to chart a dialogue with the greatest American duo since Bill and Ted.
Continue to the full post→Tuesdays with Vinnie #4
Whim advice columnist Vinnie Meatballs takes some time out of his love- and pasta-making schedule to answer your most pressing questions.
Vaffanculo!Pretentious Poetry With Emoticons
The deafening light of Aphrodite
swallows my blood essence :D