Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor not currently facing RICO charges, presents a short chat between two guys who killed a lot of other guys.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor not currently facing RICO charges, presents a short chat between two guys who killed a lot of other guys.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to possess a five octave voice, imagines a duet between a pair of singers who could pass for any nationality from swarthy French to middle-class Estonian.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor that nothing compares 2, scripts an exchange between the Purple One and His Royal Highness the Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles, Prince and Great Steward of Scotland, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Knight Grand Cross of the Most Honourable Order of Bath, Member of the Order of Merit, Knight of the Order of Australia, Companion of the Queen’s Service Order, Member of Her Majesty’s Most Honourable Privy Council, Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor not to pose nude for college art classes in his spare time, paints a word portrait of two artists who are almost as famous as Thomas Kinkade.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to rebel with a cause, scripts a scene between two actors whose cardboard cutouts adorn every single gift shop along Hollywood Boulevard.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to be a member of the Labour Party, enters into the parlimentary record an exchange between a former UK prime minister and the current Canadian one. Whoever the hell that is.
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