Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to know how to fold a keffiyeh, uses his cloth-wrapped head to think up an exchange between the mother of Israel and the father of modern Palestine. Warning: sparks (and shrapnel) will fly.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to be paid in wampum, passes the peace pipe with one tribeswoman who made a lot of money for Disney and another who is money.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to still take ludes, finds the right balance between uppers and downers in this conversation between a Schedule I and a Schedule II narcotic.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to hold an advanced degree in conversational studies, imagines a chat between two doctoral colleagues: one known for jamming the rock, the other for jamming needles into arms.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to love you just the way you are, attempts to identify the culprit in an age-old unsolved arson case by analyzing a conversation between two famous people from the late 1940s.
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Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to do the Dew on a regular basis, reignites the Cola Wars with a verbal fusillade between representatives of America’s two largest soda manufacturers. A Faygo exec could not be found for comment.
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