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A Conversation Between Clark Kent and Superman as Imagined by Lois Lane

The only print journalist that still has a job.

Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to regularly wear spandex bodysuits, the goes inside the mind of the Daily Planet’s crack reporter to get the scoop on two of Metropolis’s most prominent citizens.

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A Conversation Between Mikhail Baryshnikov and Mikhail Gorbachev – The Only Non-Bond Villain Russians I Know

Red Square

Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to sport both Stalinistic tendencies and facial hair, encourages two famous Mikhails to open up to each other in a spirit of complete emotional transparency.

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A Conversation Between Ed Sullivan and the Biggest Star in TV

Milton Berle (L), seen here holding "Uncle Miltie"

For this week’s Conversation Piece, Whim contributor and notorious joke thief Matt Passet travels in back in time to Golden Age of Television, an era when the CBS audience was more than just old people and NBC actually had viewers.

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A Conversation Between Two Latin American Despots Beloved by Left-Leaning Hollywood Icons

Hugo Chavez (L), Fidel Castro Body Double #7 (R)

Matt Passet, gringo capitalista sucio, difunde mentiras sobre nuestros grandes líderes Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez en esta conversación inventada para la revista de mierda de propaganda estadounidense, Whim Quarterly.

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A Conversation Between Two Actors Drafting on the Success of Their Siblings

Billy Baldwin. Or possibly Daniel. No way to know.

Guest contributor Nat Passet, less successful brother of Whim’s Matt Passet, takes over Conversation Pieces this week. What follows is a discussion overheard by Nat at the bar of a San Fernando Chili’s.

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A Conversation Between Martin Luther and Martin Luther King, Jr. – Two Men with (Coincidentally?) Similar Names

Martin Luther, seen here making the original "wall post"

Whim contributor Matt Passet, a man who makes over 95 theses every single day, nails another conversation to the internet’s door. This week: a talk between the two most similarly named spiritual leaders this side of Millard and Mallard Fillmore.

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