Barnyard chic or chicken shit? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Ruling the roost with an iron fist.
LOSER
Start migrating because that comb is so last season.
A Conversation Between Albert Einstein and Alexander Graham Bell – Two Scientists I Know Little About
For this week’s Conversation Piece, Whim contributor/practitioner of arcane arts Matt Passet astrally projects himself into the spirit world to eavesdrop on two disciples of the scientific method.
Continue to the full post→Ask Dr. Health! #4
Hi, I’m Dr. Health. Yes, I’m a woman—women can be doctors, too! Though lately I realize that, by doing so, I have brought great shame onto my family, my husband, and the laws of God.
Allahu Akbar! And … to the questions!Obituary: Luigi Gabagoozzini, Beloved Italian Stereotype, Dies at 87
Pizza parlors around the world hung their Sopranos cast member head shots at half mast this weekend to commemorate the passing of an Italian hero. Whim contributor Elliott Kalan has more on why, from now on, every slice to go will come with garlic knots and a side of sadness.
Continue to the full post→Whimmers and Losers: Case 6
Grade-A farm fresh or subject to USDA recall? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Follow that nesting instinct, girl!
LOSER
This chick should be tarred and feathered. If he hasn’t already been.
A Conversation Between a Professional Bowler and the Owner of an Old-Timey Candy Store – Two More Professions I Know Little About
Matt Passet, the only contributor to be kicked off both Whim’s bowling team and its diabetes awareness committee, files his latest Conversation Piece: a dialogue between two seriously sweet dudes.
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