Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to be paid in wampum, passes the peace pipe with one tribeswoman who made a lot of money for Disney and another who is money.
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A Conversation Between Cocaine and Heroin – Two Controlled Substances I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to still take ludes, finds the right balance between uppers and downers in this conversation between a Schedule I and a Schedule II narcotic.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Doctors Julius Erving and Jonas Salk – Two Health Care Professionals I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to hold an advanced degree in conversational studies, imagines a chat between two doctoral colleagues: one known for jamming the rock, the other for jamming needles into arms.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Harry Truman and Doris Day – Two Characters from a Billy Joel Song I Actually Know Quite a Lot About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to love you just the way you are, attempts to identify the culprit in an age-old unsolved arson case by analyzing a conversation between two famous people from the late 1940s.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between a Coca-Cola Executive and a Pepsi-Cola Executive – Two Soft Drink Salesmen I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to do the Dew on a regular basis, reignites the Cola Wars with a verbal fusillade between representatives of America’s two largest soda manufacturers. A Faygo exec could not be found for comment.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Babe Ruth and Lance Armstrong – Two Athletes I Know Very Little About
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to pass gym in high school, imagines some clubhouse chatter between a Yankee and a Texan, both known for their ability to crush the ball.
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