Magazines like Rolling Stone, Mojo, and The New Yorker mint millions by publishing regular lists of the top guitar players of all-time, but what about the losers? That’s right, no one cares about them. Unfortunately, due to a contractual agreement between our publisher and Fender Stratoblaster—the explosive new guitar from Fender™— we were obligated to publish this piece anyway. Sorry.

The full version of this piece appears in issue #4.5 of Whim. Pre-order your copy here.