Beyond Headless – A Halloween Bestiary

President Gerald Gourd

The Headless Horseman is well-known by lovers of Bing Crosby-narrated Disney cartoons (rare), lovers of early American retellings of German folk tales (rarer), or lovers of late-period Tim Burton films (non-existent).

While the Horseman deserves his fame for making it so far without a college degree (a severed brain stem is a real stumbling block at most higher learning institutions), he tends to overshadow other horrifying notables whose personae are based on the absence of body parts. As a Halloween public service, we offer this primer on these absentee abominations.

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Receipts from Nightmares

Hieronymus Squash

It’s Halloween week at Whim. Steel yourselves, foolish mortals, for a five-day celebration of the darkest art of all: spooky humor writing. Today, an excerpt from issue #3’s most chilling piece. Guaranteed to leave you (and your accountant) cowering in fear.

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A Conversation Between Andre the Giant and Che Guevara – Two Men I Know Only From Caricature

Look down. This image is likely on your torso right now.

Virulent anti-capitalist Matt Passet takes a break from his ongoing feud with Ted “The Million Dollar Man” DiBiase to file this exchange between a wrestling legend and a fashion icon.

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Shouts & Berbers

Whim believes all these colors would look great in your den.

Remove your shoes and socks, readers, and let those plush fibers press between your toes. Courtesy of Whim contributor Matt Passet, it’s another installment of America’s favorite carpet-themed column… Shouts and Berbers.

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A Conversation Between Bob Marley and Bob Dylan – Two Bobs Answer the Question, “Is It Rolling?”

Bob Marley, seen here skanking easily.

According to Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor that’s proud about having to he scrounging for his next meal, Bob Seger was unavailable for comment.

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One Man’s Quest for the World’s Most Dangerous Game By Blake Manley

Blake Manley, seen here engaged in a chess match with a Bengal tiger (not pictured).

Danger is all around us, but few have the courage to seek it out. Daredevil and would-be reality star Blake Manley is one such person. Here are five of his most Dangerous exploits, as told to Whim’s Russell Brandom.

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