First one in or a rotten egg? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Fur is murder and she is KILLING it.
LOSER
As offensive (and outdated) as the Tomahawk Chop.
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America’s 50 Least Desirable Suburbs
Not everyone can be lucky enough to live in Linden Heights or Prairie Point. There are those of us who settle for Donnybrook or Taupeboro. Find out if your neighborhood made the list!
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Spring chicken or last year’s model? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
We haven’t seen plumage that stylish since Redford in Three Days of the Condor.
LOSER
Foghorn Leghorn called. He wants his wattle back.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 1
Cock of the walk or Chick-Fil-Lame? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Our choice to play Woodrow in the inevitable remake of Lonesome Dove.
LOSER
In a word: UGG.
Riding the Tiger: An Editorial Note from Whimpleton
Our founder, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl, admits he, too, carried on a torrid affair with Tiger Woods. Proof of their encounters is available by clicking below.
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