America’s 50 Least Desirable Suburbs


1. Factorytown
2. Nathan Bedford Forest

Feel the power of Nathan Bedford Forest

3. Kiner’s Corner
4. Donnybrook
5. Athlete’s Foothills
6. Three-Point-Five Mile Island
7. Little Khartoum
8. Sweat Valley
9. Shallow Lake
10. Standing Waterville
11. The Twin Cities

Welcome to The Twin Cities - Sodom and Gomorrah

12. Phyllisburgh
13. Compost Mounds
14. Clinton’s Hump
15. Lumpwood
16. Boner Lawn
17. Taupeboro
18. Superfund Gulch
19. Digestiondale
20. Circlegetsthe Square
21. Pauly Shore

Pauly Shore - Home of the Shore High Squirrelies

22. Obstructedview
23. Boyz Town
24. Burnt Crossing
25. The Lupus
26. Brownfield
27. Shroomingdale
28. Clamato Falls

Clamato Falls - Drink It All Up

29. Conjunction Junction
30. Yellow Banks
31. Small Rock Candy Mountain

Small Rock Candy Mountain - Hobos Welcome

32. Fort Agnew
33. Croatia-on-Hudson
34. Gato Muerte
35. Unfairbanks
36. Slippery Landing
37. Shasta River
38. Rikers Islet

Rikers Islet - Trust Us... You'll Never Leave

39. Lefty Grove
40. Cool Ranch
41. Flubbock
42. Thick Streams
43. Plato’s Retreat
44. Rusty Springs
45. Deet Acres
46. Upper Borington
47. Knife Pointe
48. The Forecloisters

Your Dream Home Awaits You In THE FORECLOISTERS

49. Styx Creek
50. Free Basin