Ladies and gentlemen, Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries is proud to present issue #3 of Whim Quarterly. How does it compare to other famous thirds? Will it be hours of fun like Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Terrible like The Godfather Part III? Or Ewok-filled like Return of the Jedi? The only way to find out is to buy a copy. Or two. Preferably two.

Head over to the order page to reserve your copy.

And if you’re a fan of Whim Quarterly, perhaps you would like to check out some of the other publications from Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries.

The wait is almost over. The third issue of your favorite humor magazine with an avian founder will soon be available in convenient paper format. Dubbed “The Choleric Issue” our latest features 40 pages of brand new content including…

• 50 Least Infectious Diseases
• New Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
• Doomed Love Stories
• Shouts and Berbers (A Carpet Column)
• Unitarian Lyric Changes
• Lesser Known Follies of Lincoln’s Cabinet
• Secret Societies: Which One Is Right For You?
• Important Things to Know About the Orlando Airport Quality Inn
• Receipts From Nightmares
• A Free Toy and much more!

While we’re putting the finishing touches on the magazine, it would probably be a good idea for for you to just stay right there in front of this screen continually hitting refresh lest any Whim #3 related news slip through your fingers.

To help pass the time, might we suggest catching up with Issues 1 and 2?