The wait is almost over. The third issue of your favorite humor magazine with an avian founder will soon be available in convenient paper format. Dubbed “The Choleric Issue” our latest features 40 pages of brand new content including…

• 50 Least Infectious Diseases
• New Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
• Doomed Love Stories
• Shouts and Berbers (A Carpet Column)
• Unitarian Lyric Changes
• Lesser Known Follies of Lincoln’s Cabinet
• Secret Societies: Which One Is Right For You?
• Important Things to Know About the Orlando Airport Quality Inn
• Receipts From Nightmares
• A Free Toy and much more!

While we’re putting the finishing touches on the magazine, it would probably be a good idea for for you to just stay right there in front of this screen continually hitting refresh lest any Whim #3 related news slip through your fingers.

To help pass the time, might we suggest catching up with Issues 1 and 2?

There are many steps involved in the production of a high-quality, paper-based, comedy-entertainment product. Right now we, the diligent staff of Whim Quarterly, are firmly rooted in step #57 (paring down references to the French Revolution) and looking toward step #58 (increasing the number of knock-knock jokes). In other words, we’re right on schedule.

Other key steps involved in this very difficult process:

• #18 – Experimenting with the replacement of the standard four color CMYK printing process with the highly controversial 21-color IMNDGOWYEIGNDLDIGPQDX printing.
• #96 – Visiting local Masonic Temple and having high priests copy-edit the Contributors section.
• #163 – Tweeting about what Dame Judi Dench decided to wear to the SAG Awards.
• #7221 – Staff pizza party (no gluten, no dairy, no meat, no black olives).

As you can see, we have quite a ways to go, but Whim Issue #2 should be in the mail around March 15th.