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Baron George Ludwig Von Trapp [aka Greg Volk]

I General Social Data Your name? Wife’s given and maiden name? Husband’s given name? Full names of children? Names of all other members of the household, and their relation to you? Agathe Whitehead Von Trapp, though I fear she is taking ill and shall soon be replaced, ideally with an ex-clergywoman; No children yet, but […]

Jennifer Anne Sheridan Pecoraro

I General Social Data Your name? Wife’s given and maiden name? Husband’s given name? Full names of children? Names of all other members of the household, and their relation to you? Husband’s given name: Rick J[…..] Pecoraro; Maeby the Kitten, temporary/permanent freeloader and pooper. II Physical and Mental Conditions What attention is given to personal […]

SGT. FACEPUNCHER, M.D.

I General Social Data Your name? Wife’s given and maiden name? Husband’s given name? Full names of children? Names of all other members of the household, and their relation to you? I dont have a HUSBAND but if I did I would guess he would have a classy name like CHARLES. Children: “Stovlund”, “N/A”, and […]

Craig Antony Robinson

I General Social Data Your name? Wife’s given and maiden name? Husband’s given name? Full names of children? Names of all other members of the household, and their relation to you? My soon-to-be ex-wife is called Claire. Just me and the other me who freaks out just as the light goes off and worries about […]

Josiah James Michael Madigan

I General Social Data Your name? Wife’s given and maiden name? Husband’s given name? Full names of children? Names of all other members of the household, and their relation to you? Unmarried, childless; only real familial note is that I’m a descendant of Elvira Madigan, upon whom a very boring Swedish film was based in […]

Robert Dart

I General Social Data Your name? Wife’s given and maiden name? Husband’s given name? Full names of children? Names of all other members of the household, and their relation to you? Husband to Lennette Lee, nee Lennette Lee. The only other member of our family is a weimaraner-boxer mix named David Hasselhoff, whose relation to […]