• Brings up Worf’s honor, like, way too much
• Accidently leaves replicator on, comes back to room full of butterscotch pudding
• Continually compares his high-grade weed to “the Nexus”
• Turns Ressikan Flute into bong
• Goes on a holodeck adventure to Laser Zeppelin
• Spends time with Q, really gets to know him
• Hangs up blacklight poster of U.S.S. Farragut
• Watches The Wizard of Oz while listening to Dark Side of the Moon while explaining it to Data
• Uses tractor beam to get salsa from fridge
• Tries to score drugs off Geordi La Forge
• Puts on that creepy mask from that shitty season 7 episode
• Builds ship in bottle, cries
• Guinan
