Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to boycott the Olympics every four years, pens a terse exchange between a man who attacks watermelon and one who’s prone to rabbit attacks.
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A Conversation Between George Washington and Sir Isaac Newton – Two Men Who’ve Had Encounters with Fruit-Bearing Trees
Whim contributor Matt Passet, the runner-up in last year’s Onondaga County 4-H Fruit Pie Bake-Off, serves up a piping hot Conversation Piece between two men whose lives were irrevocably changed by natural, nectar-filled treats.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Lewis and Clark – Two Explorers Really Good at Exploring Things
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to cry when left at camp for the summer, takes Conversation Pieces into the wilderness to chart a dialogue with the greatest American duo since Bill and Ted.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Dakota Fanning and the Little Girl from Mrs. Doubtfire Who Also Played Matilda – Two Titans of Youth Lit Adaptations
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor unable to read above a 3rd grade level, phonetically transcribes this talk between preternaturally composed child stars of both past and present.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Santa Claus and Freddy Krueger — Two Men with More in Common Than You Think
Whim contributor/insomniac Matt Passet relates a tète-à-tète between two accomplished night stalkers.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Leonardo da Vinci and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino – Two Italians I Consider to Be Geniuses
Matt Passet, Whim contributor and distant relative of Chef Boyardee, pays tribute to his Italian heritage with this week’s Conversation Piece: a chatty exchange between two masters of the human form.
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