Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to be made out of body parts from vampire corpses, stops terrorizing villagers just long enough to transcribe a special Halloween week conversation. Also, FIRE BAD!
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A Conversation Between Andre the Giant and Che Guevara – Two Men I Know Only From Caricature
Virulent anti-capitalist Matt Passet takes a break from his ongoing feud with Ted “The Million Dollar Man” DiBiase to file this exchange between a wrestling legend and a fashion icon.
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Remove your shoes and socks, readers, and let those plush fibers press between your toes. Courtesy of Whim contributor Matt Passet, it’s another installment of America’s favorite carpet-themed column… Shouts and Berbers.
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According to Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor that’s proud about having to he scrounging for his next meal, Bob Seger was unavailable for comment.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Clark Kent and Superman as Imagined by Lois Lane
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to regularly wear spandex bodysuits, the goes inside the mind of the Daily Planet’s crack reporter to get the scoop on two of Metropolis’s most prominent citizens.
Continue to the full post→A Conversation Between Mikhail Baryshnikov and Mikhail Gorbachev – The Only Non-Bond Villain Russians I Know
Matt Passet, the only Whim contributor to sport both Stalinistic tendencies and facial hair, encourages two famous Mikhails to open up to each other in a spirit of complete emotional transparency.
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