Perfect hen or goose egg? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Ebony and ivory / live together in perfect harmony
LOSER
Say, say, say / nothing good about this plumage
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Whimmers and Losers: Case 3
First one in or a rotten egg? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Fur is murder and she is KILLING it.
LOSER
As offensive (and outdated) as the Tomahawk Chop.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 2
Spring chicken or last year’s model? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
We haven’t seen plumage that stylish since Redford in Three Days of the Condor.
LOSER
Foghorn Leghorn called. He wants his wattle back.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 1
Cock of the walk or Chick-Fil-Lame? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Our choice to play Woodrow in the inevitable remake of Lonesome Dove.
LOSER
In a word: UGG.
