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Whimmers and Losers: Case 10

Free range fowl or cage-raised capon? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

For a flightless bird, he’s positively soaring.

LOSER

Loser

Worst combover this side of Trump.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 9

Hot chick or domesticated fowl? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

As if hatched from a golden egg.

LOSER

Loser

Been spending too much time at Golden Corral.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 8

Ruling the roost or last in the pecking order? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

The love child of Klaus Nomi and showgirl Hedda Hopper.

LOSER

Loser

The bastard offspring of Nomi from Showgirls and Dennis Hopper.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 7

Barnyard chic or chicken shit? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Ruling the roost with an iron fist.

LOSER

Loser

Start migrating because that comb is so last season.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 6

Grade-A farm fresh or subject to USDA recall? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Follow that nesting instinct, girl!

LOSER

Loser

This chick should be tarred and feathered. If he hasn’t already been.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 5

Rock-a-Doodle-Do or Cock-a-Doodle-Don’t? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Introducing Miss Audrey Hep-bird.

LOSER

Loser

Presenting Dame Judi Hen-ch.