Free range fowl or cage-raised capon? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
For a flightless bird, he’s positively soaring.
LOSER
Worst combover this side of Trump.
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Whimmers and Losers: Case 9
Hot chick or domesticated fowl? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
As if hatched from a golden egg.
LOSER
Been spending too much time at Golden Corral.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 8
Ruling the roost or last in the pecking order? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
The love child of Klaus Nomi and showgirl Hedda Hopper.
LOSER
The bastard offspring of Nomi from Showgirls and Dennis Hopper.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 7
Barnyard chic or chicken shit? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Ruling the roost with an iron fist.
LOSER
Start migrating because that comb is so last season.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 6
Grade-A farm fresh or subject to USDA recall? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Follow that nesting instinct, girl!
LOSER
This chick should be tarred and feathered. If he hasn’t already been.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 5
Rock-a-Doodle-Do or Cock-a-Doodle-Don’t? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Introducing Miss Audrey Hep-bird.
LOSER
Presenting Dame Judi Hen-ch.
