Elliott Kalan

I General Social Data
Your name? Elliott Kalan

II Physical and Mental Conditions
What attention is given to personal hygiene and health by you? I give much attention to personal hygiene and health from 6:30 am to 7:30 am each day, then forget about it.

Is the importance of regular sleep, bathing, care of the teeth, and regular action of the bowels appreciated? In the case of the bowels, yes, extremely so.

III Industrial History
What is your business or employment, both previous and present? For the past 7 years I have worked at “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” in various capacities. I have been on the writing staff for one year, in which capacity I recently won an Emmy.

What was your work record at these places for speed, accuracy, regularity, sobriety? Speed: 6, Accuracy: 8.4, Regularity: 3, Sobriety: 11

IV Education
Did you have any vocational training? I received a Bachelor of Arts in Screenwriting from the NYU Department of Dramatic Writing.