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Whimmers and Losers: Case 4

Perfect hen or goose egg? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Ebony and ivory / live together in perfect harmony

LOSER

Loser

Say, say, say / nothing good about this plumage

Whimmers and Losers: Case 3

First one in or a rotten egg? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Fur is murder and she is KILLING it.

LOSER

Loser

As offensive (and outdated) as the Tomahawk Chop.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 2

Spring chicken or last year’s model? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

We haven’t seen plumage that stylish since Redford in Three Days of the Condor.

LOSER

Loser

Foghorn Leghorn called. He wants his wattle back.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 1

Cock of the walk or Chick-Fil-Lame? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Our choice to play Woodrow in the inevitable remake of Lonesome Dove.

LOSER

Loser

In a word: UGG.