Hot chick or domesticated fowl? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
As if hatched from a golden egg.
LOSER
Been spending too much time at Golden Corral.
Tuesdays with Vinnie: Thursday Edition
Whim’s newest self-help guru answers your questions, two days late. According to Vinnie, he couldn’t file this Tuesday because he was “too busy banging BOTH your sisters! MEATBALLS!”
Mangia, mangia! →A Conversation Between Miles Davis and Beethoven – Two Artists Whose Music I’ve Been Told I Should Add to My iPod
Whim contributor Matt Passet, whose last CD purchase was in 2001 (Dave Matthews Band’s “I Did It” single), returns with a conversation between a jazz legend known as “the Prince of Darkness” and a classical composer referred to as “the God of Music.”
Continue to the full post→From the Diary of Representative Joe Barton (R – TX)
After Texas representative Joe Barton’s curious apology to the head of BP, Whim contributor Gregory Beyer called in a few favors and ultimately got his hands on Barton’s diary. As it turns out, this was not the first time in his life such an apology was delivered.
Continue to the full post→Whimmers and Losers: Case 8
Ruling the roost or last in the pecking order? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
The love child of Klaus Nomi and showgirl Hedda Hopper.
LOSER
The bastard offspring of Nomi from Showgirls and Dennis Hopper.
A Conversation Between an American Soccer Player and a Player from Slovenia During a Break in Action at a World Cup Match – A Tournament I Assume Is Still Going On
From the pen of Matt Passet, Whim’s most grabby contributor, comes a short exchange between rival World Cup competitors; a conversation Matt somehow was able to decipher through the 120 dB drone of vuvuzela.
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