Posts Tagged ‘don’ts’

Whimmers and Losers: Case 7

Barnyard chic or chicken shit? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Ruling the roost with an iron fist.

LOSER

Loser

Start migrating because that comb is so last season.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 6

Grade-A farm fresh or subject to USDA recall? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Follow that nesting instinct, girl!

LOSER

Loser

This chick should be tarred and feathered. If he hasn’t already been.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 5

Rock-a-Doodle-Do or Cock-a-Doodle-Don’t? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Introducing Miss Audrey Hep-bird.

LOSER

Loser

Presenting Dame Judi Hen-ch.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 4

Perfect hen or goose egg? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Ebony and ivory / live together in perfect harmony

LOSER

Loser

Say, say, say / nothing good about this plumage

Whimmers and Losers: Case 3

First one in or a rotten egg? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

Fur is murder and she is KILLING it.

LOSER

Loser

As offensive (and outdated) as the Tomahawk Chop.

Whimmers and Losers: Case 2

Spring chicken or last year’s model? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

We haven’t seen plumage that stylish since Redford in Three Days of the Condor.

LOSER

Loser

Foghorn Leghorn called. He wants his wattle back.