Barnyard chic or chicken shit? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Ruling the roost with an iron fist.
LOSER
Start migrating because that comb is so last season.
Posts Tagged ‘don’ts’
Whimmers and Losers: Case 6
Grade-A farm fresh or subject to USDA recall? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Follow that nesting instinct, girl!
LOSER
This chick should be tarred and feathered. If he hasn’t already been.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 5
Rock-a-Doodle-Do or Cock-a-Doodle-Don’t? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Introducing Miss Audrey Hep-bird.
LOSER
Presenting Dame Judi Hen-ch.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 4
Perfect hen or goose egg? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Ebony and ivory / live together in perfect harmony
LOSER
Say, say, say / nothing good about this plumage
Whimmers and Losers: Case 3
First one in or a rotten egg? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
Fur is murder and she is KILLING it.
LOSER
As offensive (and outdated) as the Tomahawk Chop.
Whimmers and Losers: Case 2
Spring chicken or last year’s model? Whim decides.
WHIMMER
We haven’t seen plumage that stylish since Redford in Three Days of the Condor.
LOSER
Foghorn Leghorn called. He wants his wattle back.
