Whim Quarterly » Whimmers and Losers http://whimquarterly.com A humor magazine printed on actual (flammable) paper. Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:43:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Whimmers and Losers: Happy New Year Edition http://whimquarterly.com/whimmers-and-losers/whimmers-and-losers-happy-new-year-edition http://whimquarterly.com/whimmers-and-losers/whimmers-and-losers-happy-new-year-edition#comments Sat, 01 Jan 2011 15:00:04 +0000 The Staff http://whimquarterly.com/?p=2221 Look of the future or so 2010? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

In with the new…

LOSER

Loser

…and out with the old.

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WHIMMER

Whimmer

Works for the goose…

LOSER

Loser

…not so much for the gander.

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WHIMMER

Whimmer

Trick.

LOSER

Loser

Treat.

]]> http://whimquarterly.com/whimmers-and-losers/whimmers-and-losers-halloween-edition/feed 0 Whimmers and Losers: Case 13 http://whimquarterly.com/whimmers-and-losers/whimmers-and-losers-case-13 http://whimquarterly.com/whimmers-and-losers/whimmers-and-losers-case-13#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:03:29 +0000 The Staff http://whimquarterly.com/?p=1167 Big Bird or Chicken Little? Whim decides.

WHIMMER

Whimmer

We want to play whatever game this cock is playing.

LOSER

Loser

Whim hates your outfit. Move back two spaces and lose a turn.

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WHIMMER

Whimmer

El Pollo es Loco. In a good way.

LOSER

Loser

Looking at this just Koo Koo Roo-ined my appetite. For living.

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WHIMMER

Whimmer

Look at that tall drink of water.

LOSER

Loser

Calling this a drunken mess would be an insults to alcoholics worldwide.

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WHIMMER

Whimmer

For a flightless bird, he’s positively soaring.

LOSER

Loser

Worst combover this side of Trump.

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WHIMMER

Whimmer

As if hatched from a golden egg.

LOSER

Loser

Been spending too much time at Golden Corral.

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WHIMMER

Whimmer

The love child of Klaus Nomi and showgirl Hedda Hopper.

LOSER

Loser

The bastard offspring of Nomi from Showgirls and Dennis Hopper.

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WHIMMER

Whimmer

Ruling the roost with an iron fist.

LOSER

Loser

Start migrating because that comb is so last season.

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