ISSUE: #1 “The Phlegmatic Issue” Contents: 39 Articles by 18 Writers including… “Top 50 Mediocre Movies of All-Time,” “Street Names For Drugs Your Kids Are Taking,” “Excerpts From The New Astronaut’s Cookbook,” and MUCH MORE! Number of Pages: 36 Average Number of Jokes per Page: 12 Paper Quality: #70 Matte References only dogs will get: […]