Unfortunately, Whim HQ only has enough space to keep a handful of these. Won’t you do your part to help the rest find a good home?

Order Whim #3 between now and September 7th and, in addition to getting a free subscription to our newest sister publication, we’ll throw in a copy of issue #1 to make sure your new magazine doesn’t get lonely.

Best of all, if you’re one of the first 50 people to place an order, you’ll get an exclusive 4-song EP by Chemical Crab, the most recent artist signed to Whim parent company WKJ Records & Tapes. Have a listen below.

Chemical Crab – Lookin’ For Bugs

What are you waiting for? Order your copy today. Setting up vigil at your mailbox immediately afterward is optional.

Order your copy of America’s favorite flammable magazine between now and Friday and you’ll receive a FREE subscription to Whim’s newest sister publication:

Don’t miss out on your chance to get the finest in both humor and music writing delivered directly to your door for one great low price. Order today!

Head over to the order page to reserve your copy.

And if you’re a fan of Whim Quarterly, perhaps you would like to check out some of the other publications from Whimpleton K. Junglefowl Industries.

The wait is almost over. The third issue of your favorite humor magazine with an avian founder will soon be available in convenient paper format. Dubbed “The Choleric Issue” our latest features 40 pages of brand new content including…

• 50 Least Infectious Diseases
• New Additions to the Periodic Table of Elements
• Doomed Love Stories
• Shouts and Berbers (A Carpet Column)
• Unitarian Lyric Changes
• Lesser Known Follies of Lincoln’s Cabinet
• Secret Societies: Which One Is Right For You?
• Important Things to Know About the Orlando Airport Quality Inn
• Receipts From Nightmares
• A Free Toy and much more!

While we’re putting the finishing touches on the magazine, it would probably be a good idea for for you to just stay right there in front of this screen continually hitting refresh lest any Whim #3 related news slip through your fingers.

To help pass the time, might we suggest catching up with Issues 1 and 2?

Other key steps involved in this very difficult process:

• #18 – Experimenting with the replacement of the standard four color CMYK printing process with the highly controversial 21-color IMNDGOWYEIGNDLDIGPQDX printing.
• #96 – Visiting local Masonic Temple and having high priests copy-edit the Contributors section.
• #163 – Tweeting about what Dame Judi Dench decided to wear to the SAG Awards.
• #7221 – Staff pizza party (no gluten, no dairy, no meat, no black olives).

As you can see, we have quite a ways to go, but Whim Issue #2 should be in the mail around March 15th.

We’re just days away from unleashing Whim, our new humor magazine, upon the world and who knows what will happen? Will humanity be forever changed for the better? Or will the magazine do what Robert Oppenheimer feared the atomic bomb would do, namely ignite the atmosphere and incinerate us all?

On the off chance that the Earth is not reduced to ashes, join us for the Whim Quarterly launch party. We’ll have $4 drinks and, as entertainment, a stand up show hosted by TV’s Kevin McCaffrey and featuring Whim contributors:

Elliott Kalan
Josiah Madigan
Matt Pack
Matt Passet
Greg Volk

Plus SPECIAL GUESTS Jared Logan and Luke Cunnningham

AND EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST Wyatt Cenac of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Consider it an early Christmas celebration, only with more booze, more laughs and a lot more tears.

Hope to see you there!