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	<title>Whim Quarterly &#187; Jordan Cooper</title>
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		<title>Pretentious Poetry With Emoticons</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan Cooper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<em>The deafening light of Aphrodite
swallows my blood essence</em> :D]]></description>
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<em>Fire!</em> :O</p>
<p><em>In my soul the fire grows</em> >:)</p>
<p><em>The deafening light of Aphrodite<br />
swallows my blood essence</em> :D</p>
<p><em>In between translucent raindrops I dodge and swerve,<br />
battling the demons that ravage my blood essence</em> :P</p>
<p><em>Drip. Drip.  Splash.  Sploosh.  The knight of<br />
Eight castles brings me good cheer</em> 8)</p>
<p><em>Ten thousand wishes fall out of my heart</em> <:[</p>
<p><em>As a summer sun sings it&#8217;s winter song</em> o_O</p>
<p><em>Parenthesis lunge at my face, they suck like a leech<br />
On cheekbones of grace</em> :}</p>
<p><em>The end? Or not the end?</em> :/<br />
<em>Is the end an end?  Is a the a the?</em> :\</p>
<p><em>Can ravaging lions mate, springing me forth from<br />
Their lion vaginas?</em> 8O&#8212;-</p>
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